First I Look at the Fridge, comon!

The first 3 Laws of Lizard Taming:
1- food
2- food
3- food
Lizards just wanna get fed. Whatever gets em fed is what they will repeat.
If they are fed alone in a cage, they’ll want to be alone in a cage.
If they get fed from your hand, they will be back again to your hand.
Eventually, they’ll be back just because that’s what they always did that made em feel satisfied.

OK- I aplogise for the sound track.
here are the words in text format so you don’t have to listen:

look at those eggs- so fluffy when they’re beaten…
look at these bugs- so crunchy when they’re eaten…
i don’t know much
but i know i’m hungreee eee eeeeeee
i must eat cuz it’s what i neeeeeeed to groooowww

gimme some bone, some kidney and some gizzard!
you know i’m still groan- a voracious little lizard-
i don’t know much- but i know i’m hungree eee eeeeeee
give me moar or i’m gonna bite your noooooooose

so delicious! so much breakfast! There isn’t even time for me to chewwwwwww.
and now that i have found it- gonna get myself around it
cuz when you eat it- it makes more of youuuuuuuuuuu oooooooo

look at my paunch. i can’t believe i ate it!
now what’s for lunch? oh where’s the fucking waiter?
i don’t say much- but i have no need tooooo ooo oooo
keep me fed and i’ll let you keeeeep your toooooeeesssss

i don’t know much
but i know you feed mee eee eeee
that may be all i need to know

i don’t know much
but i know you feed mee eee eeee
that may be all there is to know
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It is a robust creature, with powerful limbs for digging, powerful jaws and blunt, peglike teeth

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